office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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