hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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