Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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