I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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