I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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