That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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