This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
