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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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