You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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