I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
