quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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