'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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