We won't sleep together?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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