how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize