Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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