Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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