Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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