Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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