she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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