It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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