In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
