The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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