Soap is not a condiment
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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