too bad you live with your parents still
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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