Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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