Jerry, you need to find god
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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