sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I skipped work to stalk him.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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