she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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