ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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