Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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