I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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