how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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