He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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