Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
