Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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