Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
