I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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