question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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