I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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