She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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