That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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