Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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