There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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