White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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