and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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