It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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