Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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