I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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