so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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