Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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