everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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