Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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