but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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