tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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