i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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