Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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