Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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