So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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