Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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